Saturday, September 22, 2007

Lend a helping hand

Before this week I had never heard of Lenticular Clouds, but they are quite fascinating. They seem to take unusual round and ribbon shapes. What a spectacular sight to behold—but how are these beautiful dihydrogen monoxide masses formed? What sets them apart from other clouds? Do we have to hate and fear them because they are different? I did a little research and the results were astounding:

  • They are almost always found in the sky.
  • Occasionally they can be seen at the Kewadin Casinos —where the serenity of nature and the materialistic deviance of Las Vegas elope.
  • They have poor eyesight, but excellent hearing. However, they are horrible listeners.
  • They startle easily and can be quite aggressive when threatened.
  • They migrate thousands of miles each year to mate. After hours of grueling ankle grabbing they cry in the shower and then make the long trek back to their place of birth to lay their eggs.
  • They get their majestic shapes and colors from jello molds and food coloring.

Unfortunately these magnificent freaks of suspended vapor are being threatened. It seems that the abundance of cell phone towers throughout the free world has caused the clouds to lose their sense of direction. The clouds have become torpid. They feel they have nothing to left to offer society. But with the help of good people in the Blogging community, not unlike yourself, we can fight to end their suffering and get them the necessary help they so deserve. Please do your part. Visit this site for more information on what you can do to help. Thank you.

I hope you all learned as much as I did. See you tomorrow boys and girls.

5 comments:

Bob said...

Fascinating! I don't know how I've lived this long without that valuable knowledge.

JQ said...

Spread the word.

Lisa Armsweat said...

They can be very nasty. I'll always remember when that foul-mouthed lenticular cloud rolled into town and killed my grandpa. He put up a good fight, though.

Anonymous said...

would that be the kewadin that is up here where your pop in law lives cause i see that booger hanging out all the time
love ya kid pop papke

JQ said...

Cruel Shoes—I'm so sorry about your grandfather! GOOD GOD, I was just kidding about the clouds—I had no idea! Screw trying to help these bloody things!

Pop Papke— The very same Kewadin Casino. Make sure you stay clear of that cloud. I know somebody who's grandpa fell to these foul drifters.