"Damned if you do, damned if you don't"

I lost my job almost two months ago.

I begrudgingly filed for unemployment because I am unable to find work.

After two months of waiting Unemployment has denied my claim because I am attending school and according to them 'unable to work a regular schedule in my chosen field'.

So basically because I am trying to better my self by obtaining a B.A and finding a career and not just a shitty job— which I am more than willing to work a shitty job around my school schedule, I am unable to receive unemployment compensation to help my family through this tough time. Now my family will suffer. We have no money and no prospects.

Thanks a lot state of Ohio...you can suck a fart out of my asshole.

"All I want is the truth. Just give me some truth."

According to Naynayfazz these are the rules I must adhere to:

A) You must write 10 honest things about yourself that are interesting.

Honest, sure. Interesting, most likely not.

B) Pass the award along to 7 other bloggers that you feel embody the spirit of Honest Scrap.

I don't even have seven real friends let alone seven online friends so this rule is going to be bent. Anyone who wants to participate in Honest Scrap may do so at their own free will.

Okay now that the formalities are over let's get this circus underway.

1. When I was a lower case JQ I was told that raisins were nothing more than cockroaches with their limbs removed. I have not eaten a raisin since that day. Thanks Matt.

2. My toes are referred to as beans. My house, my rules.

3. I once saw a movie called What the Bleep do we know? I was intrigued by the process of positive thinking and wanted to flex my positive thinking muscle. The next day I threw a set of three darts four times to see if I could will good shots. Out of those twelve darts thrown I scored eight bulls-eyes. Are you impressed? Me neither.

4. This one is horrible, but I have to rid myself of the guilt that has been tearing at my soul for so many years. Maybe by admitting this I will release the grip that negative karma seems to have over me as of late.
I once put a plastic baggy over my sister's cat's head. I do not remember my reasoning, I very seriously doubt there was a reason. Perhaps I was pretending he was the first feline astronaut to visit the moon. Perhaps a naughty feline with an extremely odd and dangerous fetish. Anyway, if that is not bad enough I forgot about the cat and found it some time later, laying like a heaving...well suffocating cat with a bag on his head. I promptly removed the bag. Ted E. Bear never forgave me. I have never forgiven myself either.

5. I like to stand in front of the mirror and brush my teeth. Shocking right?

6. I refuse to go through Pixie's purse. If I have to retrieve some article: a cell phone, car keys, an eight ball, it had better be laying comfortably on top of everything else. Lord knows I don't like to dig around for my crack ball.

7. I used to eat peanut butter and mayo sandwiches. Don't you judge me.

8. I prefer to continue ignoring the alarm that has been going off the entire time I have been writing this post. Let it beep all it wants. I don't care.

9. The truth is I may never really know what Willis was talking 'bout!

10. I let Pixie beat me at Risk five times in a row to let her feel good about herself. I could have won. I swear.

There you have it, ten truths about me. Aren't you sorry you asked Naynay?