I will most likely do whatever I want.
I, being the tireless taker of goofy self-potraits, feel the need to change my avatar often. None of the pictures I have had so far really capture my personality(ies) in just the right way. So this time I will show you three pictures and allow you to choose the new face of JQ. That's right, the picture which receives the most votes will become the new visage of the same, tired old rhetoric. Exciting huh?
Don't get too giddy, I will most likely change it soon.
So brush up on your voting skills—this is an election you have to think about.
Picture #1
I thought this picture would show my ability to sniff out excellent ideas and relate them in a humorous, yet enlightening way to my readers.Picture #2
I choose this picture because it's my good side. Plus, people tell me what a huge ass I am all the time.Picture #3
This is my swimming cap. What?Addendum:
There are only a few voting days left. Tell your friends and neighbors. Call your Great Aunt Macy, write your local inmate, spread the word to have everyone cast their ballot. The new picture will appear Friday afternoon at precisely 12 p.m.—or whenever I get around to posting the results. Until then, enjoy yourselves, but don't forget the tissues.
