Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Hello? How are you? Have you been alright, through all those lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely nights?

I really have nothing to post about, I just feel like I should have something new on my site so that the few readers I have don't forget about me.


Has anyone noticed my new Avatar? Thanks Pixie, for hooking me up. For so long I have had to alter my photographs by superimposing a human head onto my shoulders for fear that people would reject me for having a monkey cranium. No more will I hide in fear of my grotesquely misshapen noggin'. I am beautiful, James Blunt even said so.


In other news, my son likes to click his tongue like a diabetic squirrel hopped up on cough medicine. It really is quite amusing.

I have no idea what the preceding statement is supposed to mean, it sounded funny in my head.


Uhhmmm, can anybody think of something I should post about? Send me your suggestions and I will process them the next time I feel like it. Until then, have a holly jolly mid-week.

Oh by the way, check out this awesome website I found, you are going to love it!

12 comments:

Bob said...

Dude, nice site you found there, LOL!

And how the hell should I know what you should post about? I can't think of anything for me to post about, let alone you.

Mel said...

Please post about the history of neocapitalism. :)

That site you sent me to is AWESOME!! Way better than your site LOL.

Holly {ArtistMotherTeacher} said...

That's what I'd say, I'd tell you everything, If you'd pick up that telephone...

How about a post on the Potato Famine? How did it come about. Why were so many lives lost? Damn you potatoes!!!!

JQ said...

Nobody—Thanks a lot you bastard! See if I screw up a guest post for you again!

Mel— Hey wait a minute, that was my site. Are you being funny?

Neocapitalism. Neocapitalism. That is fun to say. It also happens to rhyme with 75% of "Give peace a chance". Ism Ism Ism.

I will do that post next week. Remind me.

Pixie— Why aren't you in class? Are you really moonlighting as a stripper? Makes sense, with the name and all.

The potato famine? The potato famine!? Ar de dar de dar Po-ta-to. You know what I am talking about. I will do that post next week...remind me.

JQ said...

Pixie— By the way did you mean the Great Irish Famine, the Highland Potato Famine (a famine in the Scottish Highlands from 1846 to 1857) or the Cornish Potato Famine? Please clarify.

Holly {ArtistMotherTeacher} said...

1. I'm in class. Learnin' them real good.

2.Yes. I do know what you're talking about.

3.Yes. All three. But if I must choose one, then the Great Irish Famine.

Anonymous said...

Post about toenails. Keep it simple. Just post about toenails.

JQ said...

TF— Enough said.

Anonymous said...

Forget you? Yeah right!

And something to post about.. Haven't you noticed yet that most of us post crap all day every day?

Inspiration for posting crap is endless with no limits...

JQ said...

Dutchy— Thanks for the inspiration... and lowering the bar a few notches. :)

Miss Awesome said...

My son likes to roll his R's for minutes at a time, even when he's not saying a word with an R in it. I'm just jealous because I've never been able to do it.

JQ said...

Me neither. I can rattle my uvula, but Pixie tells me it sounds like I have a throat full of phlegm. I like it. Sounds like Aqua-man singing to me.