Tuesday, January 29, 2008

"The baddest man in the whole damn town...."

What, you think you are tougher than me? Well, how many five year olds can you stomp at once?

28


Yeah, I'm a badass!

Okay, there is something weird with the above link. To see how many quinquennial punks you could wipe out click here.

25 comments:

The Ferryman said...

I took it, but then it dumped me into some dating site without telling me how I did.

Is this your way of hitting on me?

JQ said...

Fab— I noticed that last night when I tried to see if I could beat my own record. I don't know what that is all about. It was on that site with the Crayola color test. I'll see what I can do tho fix the problem.
I'm sure that you could kick some five year old ass though, oh boy!

Anonymous said...

Crap I'm gonna be singing that damn song for the rest of the day.

thanks man.

Holly {ArtistMotherTeacher} said...

16. I'm a wuss. Kids are mean.

The Ferryman said...

26. We'd make a good team.

Anonymous said...

16... there's something wrong with that testing site. Let's take thém on! Is it owned by 5 year olds?

JQ said...

Fig— How about this one: "You don't tug on Superman's cape. You don't spit into the wind. You don't pull the mask off the ole Lone ranger and you don't mess around with Jim."

Pixie—I know they are mean, that's why were taking 'em out!

Fab— We could be heroes.

Dutchy—It must be....I know you could take out more than 16.

Fig said...

So, baby, don't expect to see me
With no double martini in any high-brow society news,
'Cause I got them steadily depressin', low down mind messin',
Workin' at the car wash blues.

Croce rocks.

Anonymous said...

My first try it was estimated I could take out 18. Think I need to get a little tougher.

Although Aria is now 7 and can kick my ass.

ac(w)p

JQ said...

Fig— Yes he does.

Ambrella— Your losing your edge. I think part of the reason I got so many is because I would use a five year old as a weapon. Yeah, I'm unscrupulous.

Lynda said...

Sigh. Only 17 of the little punks.

JQ said...

Lynda— I got your back.

Anonymous said...

39!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM PURE EVIL BABY!!!

KINDERGARTEN, LOOK OUT!!

ac(w)p

Bob said...

I could whip 20 of those little snot-nosed bastards.

Silicone Alley said...

18-How sad, I think that they would kick my ass though. After 3 minutes of fighting I'll grow tired and surrounder. Little kids have tons, I dont. :(

JQ said...

Amzilla— Way to go, I knew you had it in you!

Nobody— You need to take some tips from my Sister. She'll show you how to kick some prepubescent ass.

Silicone Alley— That's it, you need to get training!

Anonymous said...

JQ - BTW, my early elementary music class (circa between 79-81) sang "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" and "Evil Ways" by Santana vs. the usual gay crap kids sing in school.

I was cool even back then.

ac(W)p

Anonymous said...

"Badder than old King Kong, and meaner than a junkyard dog."

That Leroy Brown is a bad, bad man.

The link brings me there, but when I click "click here" nothing.

Anonymous said...

Hey "think" - cool pic. what's the image in the pupil? I'm working on a drawing, with a similar idea in mind.

ac(W)p

Holly {ArtistMotherTeacher} said...

Am-in-law—It's a skull.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Pix. I couldn't quite get it big enough to tell. Don't think I've seen it before.

How's Gidster?

Am-in-law (love it)

JQ said...

Amb— Where do you think I learned to be cool?

TF— I don't know Jacob, I tried it again and it works fine for me. Try again?

Amb, TF, & Pixie— Just pretend I'm not here!

Anonymous said...

Tried again. I took 29. I'm like Chuck Norris' little sister's gay friend's scrawny, paralyzed cousin.

JQ said...

I know that cat, he just happens to be my second cousin's hairstylists dog groomers landscaper— he's a badass!
Good job!

JQ said...

Spinning Girl- Welcome!

22 isn't bad....that's a whole classroom full of them!